gorgeous people annoy me so I made a list of them

imaginedexperiences:

I have never taken the time to do that before, and I am very sorry because you all deserve it, but I’m feeling sentimental so here it is:

tat’s list of the authors in my future library in no particular order (actually yes, the order the follow list gave me): ((I’ll want signed copy pls, ty))

I am too lazy to do all of the mutual follows and I wish I talked to you all more and I am sorry if you don’t appear on that list, it doesn’t mean I don’t love you or that I don’t think highly of you. I do. But the April Ludgate in me only shows limited emotions, please don’t take it personally.

bradburyd Alison!!! What can I say to you? You’re generally cool and are one of the littlest little sisters I have made on the internet and your cheerfulness is inspiring. I admire you and your dedication to things and how you do not act like the other girls your age I know in real life. And you like coffee so you’re automatically cool. And you’re well thought and a feminist and cool. And now I’ll stop, I’m starting to be jealous of you.

claireandthepipsqueaks MY CLAIRE. I cannot declare my love to you here, it’d be indecent. But know you’re the best of the best and I adore you and you continued to talk to me despite meeting me in RL. I appreciate that. You even made me find mice cute. You’re that good. You taught me all that I know, I am forever thankful for you.

guildensterns Lucy! The first thing I think when I see your url/avatar is that your voice sounds like Daniel Radcliffe and I am sorry. You’re a fellow Ravenclaw and I always enjoyed your wit, it’s a shame we don’t talk much. But, your words, I love them and it makes me smile whenever I see a Loud Poet video.

roseofrodents Since you wish to remain nameless, I’ll simply call you god. You are the best of the best and I love you and everything about you. And more. Despite what you think, I can rely on you and I do all the time. And I wish you’d see how awesome you are. And I am taller than you. DO NOT DENY.

asriels Ellie. I am jealous of your everything. You made me cry several time while reading your poetry. And you’re definitively in the top 5 of my favourite poets along Baudelaire. And please, please, submit your poems somewhere and get published.

sugarhighsandslashytoppings Morphy I adore you and admire you and you know that. You are the younger friend I have and yet, probably once of the wisest and I will always be impressed by you. And you said you’d kidnap Alex Turner for me, so. 

competitivewinetasting My newest friend, Jasmin! I can thank Alison for introducing me to you. You’re as cool as her and I admire you, Doctor. Even though I don’t like people who combine great fashion sense and great conversations because they make me feel jealous, I do like you. 

stonechimneys Jenny. There is not enough words to convey how much I look up to you and esteem your friendship. You’re the sweetest and so talented and have great music taste. If I ever meet you, I think the first thing I’d say would be ‘I am a big fan of yours’. 

And I realise this list is just the list of people I am jealous of and aspire to be.

tat!!! how can you say such lovely things to me and expect me to respond to you in a coherent and reasonable manner?? you have always been such a great friend to me, and genuinely like the big sister i have never had. i simply can’t believe i’ve known you for 5 years now! AND OKAY I’M JEALOUS OF YOU TOO, FOR BEING SO DARN WITTY AND KIND AND AN AMAZING PERSON. I will also shower you with signed copies of any future books I write jsyk